What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:49
No go.
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
NASA is firm: life on Earth will no longer be possible starting from this date - Glass Almanac
Then came..
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Has anyone tried Deepseek V3? Does it work?
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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